Best dating quotes from movies

" - "Do you know that in the last two years, l've been with eleven different women. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. Or, ouch, ouch, you’re on my hair."- "Kevin Franks had already stopped breathing by the time you drove off the road." - "Kevin was definitely breathing when we went off the road." - "How do you know?

Now, I don't date these girls because they're well-read. She thought it was a diet book." The Mirror Has Two Faces (1996)"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. But then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler. And, oh, no, it's not okay because if they make me, if they, if they take my, my stapler then I'll, I'll have to, I'll set the building on fire.""How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? Perhaps play a little game called 'just the tip.' Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Woman stood before God, With the middle breast in hand. ' And God created man." A Prairie Home Companion (2006)"Well, Dick, here's the deal.

There’s no immediately obvious common ground between a suspenseful M Night Shyamalan drama about a security guard blessed with unnatural resilience and strength, and a swashbuckling space adventure co-starring a talking raccoon and a sentient tree – yet we intuitively place both in the superhero category.

Perhaps that’s because each film says something about our collective human desire for a certain kind of champion to rise up in troubled times – a vigilante who has our best interests at heart, but doesn’t abide by the laws, either societal or physical, that hold us back.

P." Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)- "Don't call me stupid." - "Oh, right! But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape? birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights." The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! Last week, I discovered the early stages of crow's feet." - "Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it's marchin' across your face." - "Stop it." Steel Magnolias (1989)"Jazz!

The central message of Buddhism is not 'Every man for himself.' And the London Underground is not a political movement. I looked 'em up." A Fish Called Wanda (1988)"Jane, since I've met you, I've noticed things that I never knew were there before...

" - "I'm doing a sociological study on perversion - up to advanced child molesting." - "Taggart." - "Yes, sir." - "I've decided to launch an attack that will reduce Rock Ridge to ashes." - "What do you want me to do, sir?

I'd always loved Jazz, 'cuz she despised me for who I truly am.

The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. We're all gonna have so much f--kin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god-damn smiles.

You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me." Annie Hall (1977)"I know we've only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me, it seems like nine weeks and five days.

Why did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys? I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!

You're lookin' at her like she was your mother, for Christ's sake." The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991) - "Wait, but you said you only had sex with three different guys. " - "Because I never had sex with him." - "You sucked his dick! We never had sex but we fooled around." - "Oh my God!