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You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me." Annie Hall (1977)"I know we've only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me, it seems like nine weeks and five days.
Sounds More Like: Loki's taken inspiration from Sherlock Holmes and decided to fashion himself anew as a London-based detective. Clearly the same sort of person who named the other characters in this silly-embracing comic adap.
But will he be tempted to join in with the evil-doing? Alongside Breathless Mahoney, there's also Shoulders, Flattop, Sam Catchem and Little Face. Sounds More Like: An old granny who's forever hooked up to an oxygen tank. Why It's Funny: It's exactly the kind of name you'd expect a teenage boy to have, and even more so when it's modified to become the even-more-descriptive The Stifmeister. Sounds More Like: This one's so perfect as the name of Seann William Scott's character in the The Character Name: Dirk Diggler. Sounds More Like: The name of the star of a BBC2 gardening programme. Why It's Funny : Uptight Holly is anything but light-hearted, which makes her singularly optimistic surname something of a joke.
And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people." - "Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
' She was the kind of woman that made you want to drop to your knees, and thank God you were a man! " - "Because I did only have sex with three different guys.